I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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