Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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