You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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