I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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