So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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