he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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