Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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