Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
