And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
