My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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