Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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