belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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