just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
