im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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