He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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