i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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