Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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