um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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