I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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