If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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