I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Just invented taco cereal.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you never un-have a 4some
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize