ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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