Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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