if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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