Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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