there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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