I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He has the fingertips of a God
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