i think my mom watched the whole time
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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