I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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