I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
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The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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