So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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