Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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