matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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