fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.