I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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