i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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