it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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