Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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