Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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