Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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