You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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