My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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