well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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