This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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it's like iHOP with fire
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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