So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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