i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
