Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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