And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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