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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same

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• (415): View more from California

  And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...

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• (631): View more from New York

  the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Is it penis luge time yet?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I wish there were birth control emojis

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row

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• (845): View more from New York

  You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.

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