Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm having to shit out rocks
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
