Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there