I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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