my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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