we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Randomize
