yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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