I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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