I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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