yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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